Terry Crews vs Mr. Clean

Description
''Old Spice vs Mr Clean! These two warriors of modern day culture battle it out, will Mr. Clean defeat his opponent, or will he be showed the power?! ''

Interlude
Mr. Clean's Home

*Benny Hill Theme*

Everything. Had. To. Be. Perfect. Those words ran through Mr. Clean 's head as he ran throughout the house. Wipes, towels, brushes, and more. Cleaning had to be maximum priority. Hours have passed since he first started cleaning and he still needed his house done. It needed to be clean. Perfect. Spotless. Everything. He dipped a towel into the bucket of water and scrubbed one more time on the wall...

Amazing. Everything was sparkling clean. It shined throughout the house. He check the windows and walls. Done and done. Mr. Clean wiped the sweat off of his head as he tossed it to the side, and quickly caught it in his hands. He went to the sink and washed his hands and it was done. One last check, couches, chairs, tables, windows, doors, ceilings, walls, drawers, toilet, bathtub, shower top, and his bed.

Mr. Clean walked to his couch and sat down as he turned on the TV. He flipped through the channels, Regular Show nah, Family Guy nope, A Hitler Documentary from National Geographic. Nein. Mr. Clean kept on flipping through the channels, until he saw a commercial of a man, wearing a towel holding a can of Old Spices. "OLD SPICE I-" And flipped. Nothing of interest today. Well might as well head to bed-

*Music Stops*

BOOM!

The door burst open along with a wall, make that several walls. Dust was everywhere along with rubble. "OLD SPICE IS TOO POWERFUL BE FLIPPED THROUGH AND BE UNNOTICED!" Terry Crews had arrived. No, everything was now dusty, broken down, ruined. RUINED! Mr. Clean turned to look at the man who did this. He was going to pay. Mr. Clean put his dukes up ready to fight for his home.

Terry Crews looked at this man, he flipped through an Old Spice Commercial, and everyone knows. Old Spice is too powerful to let that go unnoticed. Terry slipped the can of Old Spice into his towel? No matter, as he slipped the can down his towel he also gained a stance before shouting a battle cry. ''"GET READY TO FEEL THE POWERRR!" ''America was going to never be the same again.