User blog:HumbleMorgana/Trial Of GalactaK/ The Trial of the Meme World

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Humble: Alright, settle the hell down, the trial of GalactaK and the murder of-
 * SLAM*

Galacta: Wait, I thought I was on trial for Illegal Memes

Humble: Yeah, turns out it was my friend Blockhead.exe, you’re off the hook for that, but your on trial for murdering someone by the name of, Mark

Galacta: Just, mark

Humble: Yeah just mark, he lost his last name in Vegas, anyways, Is the defense ready

Peep: Defense is ready your honor

Humble: Is the prosecution ready

Psycho: Ready your honor

Humble: Lets first address the method of killing, the Victim was stabbed by a dagger to the Skull, the dagger belonged to the defendant and had his name, no prints, but the defendant wears gloves

Psycho: Isn’t that all we need

Peep: Have you ever played Phoenix Wright ever

Psycho: Nope

Peep: Do it after this is over

Humble: Alright, call in the first Witness

Jotaro Jostar: Yessir

WITNESS 1: UNIVERSE HOLLOWS

Humble: Witness, state your name and occupation

Universe: Im Universe Hollow, My job is protecting the Universe from any potential threats

Humble: Then your doing a bad job if I’m still here, anyway, Testimony

Universe: I was hanging out in a wendy’s when it happened, I had seen a silhouette move past, I followed it thinking it could kill everything, when I followed him, I saw a corpse with I stab mark in it’s heart

Psycho: Try and debunk that shit

Peep: Where did you say the stab mark was

Universe: In the heart

Peep: The victim was stabbed in the skull

Universe: uh…

Peep: And you saw a silhouette, not actual GalactaK, so how does this mean you saw the kid

Universe: uh…

Humble: And I don’t think you eat wendy’s

Universe: UuUuUUuuuUUHhhHhhHhHHhhHH………

Humble: This witness is full of shit, Next one

Kirlia: Aight

WITNESS 2: ZACKATTACK

Humble: Name and Occupation

Zack: Look At my name and My job is be an Admin

Humble: Testimony

Zack: So I was on the roof of wendy’s when all of a sudden I see a little kid running towards the ally-

Peep: Wait, Why were you on the roof

Zack: …shut up, the kid took out his knife, blade thing, and stabbed him through the skull, and left the scene while I washed my weird roserade flower hands

Peep:  Why did you wash your flower hand things

Zack: To wipe the blood off

Peep: Why was there blood on your hands

Zack: (oh shit) uh… I touched the weapon, but you won’t find my prints, caus I ain’t got any

Peep: Funny, Neither does the defendant

Psycho: Explain to the court what you mean

Galacta Kahn: I wear gloves on Tuesdays (Please make that a thing he does)

Peep: This happened on Wednesday, so he would have left prints

Psycho: Maybe he’s lying

Peep: He won’t lie, we put a thing on his neck, If he lies, he’ll get shocked, not think straight, and his dick will shrink

Galacta: Wait what

Peep: And if there are no prints, It must have been Zack!

Psycho: That’s insane

Peep: Is it, Zack is a roserade, he had an owner, that owner, was Mark, Wasn’t he

Zack: …yes

Peep: and Was he a terrible owner

Zack: …..Yes

Peep: SO bad you’d wanna kill him, in a way that is surefire and leaves no evidence

Zack: ……….Yes

Peep: So Zack, My friend, Did you kill your trainer.

Zack: ……….. he, hehehe, hahahahahhahha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Humble: NO, STOP THAT, THAT IS PAINFUL TO OUR EARS

Zack: YEAH I KILLED HIM, SO WHAT, IF YOU WERE IN MY PLACE YOU’D DO THE SAME

Peep: I’d run away

Humble: Same

Psycho: Yeah, same here

Zack: WELL TO BAD, YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT AND YOU HAVE NO PROOF OF IT

Humble: You just announced it to the court

Zack: ……. DAMN IT

Humble: GalactaK your free, Zack, go to jail, Peep, don’t be cannibal and eat my peeps marshmellows

Peep: Aw man…