Villager vs Kyle

Intro
'''No Rules! Just Bloodshed!'''

DBX!!

Pre-Fight
We see Kyle walking with Stan talking about how evil Cartman is. “Like he made a kid eat his own parents!” Stan yelled Kyle Agreed with a statement “Cartman is so evil you’re my best bud Stan!” Stan smiles and they walk into a store Kyle asked the place if they could get a seat. The waiter nodded and took them to a booth. Stan ordered a coke and Kyle ordered Pepsi They both took a massive chug Kyle said “Where’s Kenny and Cartman?” Stan just shrugged and said “Lets wait“ He looked at the kids menu he sighed all the food here was childish. Kyle brought two adult menus and they began looking the Waiter came and Kyle said “I’ll take the steak medium rare” Stan said “Hmm I’ll have brisket” The Waiter nodded and walked off. Eric came with two buckets of KFC Chicken the waiter said “Sorry sir no outside food or dr-“ Cartman shot his face and walked to their table. Kyle and Stan just sighed not knowing what happened. Kenny came behind and laughed at the cat video on his phone. He walked to the table and they all had a meal. Villager just ordered something but he didn’t have enough so he tried to pick pocket Kyle who was playing a card game they made from scratch. Kenny pointed at Villager sho realized that he screwed up. Kyle smacked his face letting him have a bloody nose. Villager angered tackled Kyle who dodged letting Villager fly out into the window and out of the diner.

FIGHT!!