User blog:Hipper/Epic Crap Battles: Goku vs Wario

For today's beautiful rap battle, we got the Super Saiyan God Goku against fellow god Wario, god of being greedy and fat.

Intro
EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

GOKU

VS

WARIO

BEGIN!

Goku
This is a monumental mismatch, I'm one of the strongest characters in fiction

With one Kamehameha, I'll wipe out this fatass with a money addiction!

I'm happily married, man, you got a face that I doubt is even loved by your mother!

With a smell so awful, no wonder you get beat up by plumbers!

How am I supposed to take you seriously? You've got "bad" in your name!

Now get outta my sight, or in your words, "Have a Rotten Day"!

Wario
Wario here! No offense, but you suck!

Your show is nothing but screaming; you sound like a dying duck!

I've got a crooked 'stache with a bag of cash in the back!

You got training from the Elder Kai; I'm a self made man!

I won't need Waluigi to help me take down this clown!

You make enough racket on your own! Your career will be dropping like a ground pound!

=Goku==

Hah! I don't need to roast you! You seem to know how to DIY!

Quit talking tough, Lardio, one punch from me is enough to make you cry!

You're nobody's favorite character; I'd rather play as Baby Rosalina!

Call me Cooler, because my raps will give you Hipper-thermia!

You Kaioken't keep up, I'm evolving with more Super Forms by the minute!

With a legacy so low, you've been copying Mario more than Sonic ever did!

Wario
That's it, punk! Now I'm getting angry!

Those bars you just spit are worse than your live action movie!

I'm the best half of the Wario Bros! I've got real Gallick Guns here, can't you see?

One blast from my Wario Waft and you'll have over 9000 screams!

I'm a Master of Disguise! You're a bad dad who likes to abandon his son!

Don't even think of using a Sensu Bean, I've already won!

Ending
WHO WON WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE

Poll
Who won? Goku Wario