User blog:Hipper/Epic Crap Battles: Peter Griffin vs M. Bison



In today's beautiful rap battle, we have Shadaloo dictator and antagonist of Street Fighter M. Bison rapping against Peter Griffin the abusive father protagonist of Family Guy. How amazing.

Intro
EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

PETER GRIFFIN

VS

M. BISON

BEGIN!

M. Bison
How foolish! You really think you can take me, you braindead coward?

You must be Psychotic, you worm! I'll crush you with my Soul Power!

I don't know which one is worse; your writing or your animation.

Can't watch your show for a single second! Even Allen Gregory is better than this cartoon abomination!

I'm the baddest Fighter on the Streets! Anyone who opposes me gets an ass kicking!

How can you hope to stand a chance when you can barely beat a chicken?

Peter Griffin
Eheheheh! You think you're still relevant? This isn't Street Fighter 2!

I'm Adult Swimming in my popularity here; you'll forever be in my Shadoloo!

You call yourself Bison? I'll hunt you down like a poacher; throw your remains in my bag!

My bars come in faster than El Fuerte and more unpredictable than my cutaway gags!

This'll end up like your Death Battle; you Shao Kahn't take my disses, man!

You actually think you're scary? Oh please! You're just a wannabe Mario that's weaker than Dan!

M. Bison
How amusing! You're still trying to fight me! Why do you even bother?

I'll Psycho Crush you worse than Liam Neeson; this won't be the first time I killed a father!

More moronic than my henchmen; no wonder why you're called Petarded!

This battle really stinks now since your fatass farted!

Psycho Driving through your awful jokes; I'm your Nightmare Booster! You'll be scared shitless!

We'll be feasting on a Blue Harvest once you're dead; ohoho! This is delicious!

Peter Griffin
You got owned by Guile, Chun Li and even Akuma, dude! Can't you see your record is bad?

I'm Quahog's master, the OG Family Guy! You're just a freak who brags about killing his dad!

Been cancelled twice and survived! You aren't the only one who's lived on after death!

I'm raking up billions with my good buddy Seth! You're just flying around and laughing like you're on Meth!

Flipping you the Bird is the Word! Not even The Trashmen would want to deal with your garbage fighting in the streets!

In the end of day, beating your cheap ass was pretty freaking sweet!

Ending
WHO WON WHO'S NEXT YOU DECIDE

Poll
 Who won? Peter Griffin M. Bison 