Waluigi vs Dio Brando

Discription
You expected a “Its Was I, Dio” meme? TOO BAD WALUIGI TIME!

Intro
NO RULES

JUST BLOODSHED

DBX!

Fight
Waluigi is in the middle of a tennis tournament

He is going against Luigi

Waluigi hits the ball so hard, it hits Luigi in the face

Waluigi: WAHAHA! WALUIGI IS A NUMBAH WAHN!

Luigi runs away crying

Waluigi sees who hes going against next

Its a name he hasn heard of before

A blond anime guy shows up on the tennis court

Waluigi: Wah! Prepare to be defeating by the glorious WALUIGI!

Dio: Prepare to be deafeted by the glorious DIO!

Match starts

Waluigi serves the ball

Dio: ZA WARUD, TOKI YO TOMAR!

Time stops

Dio jumps for the ball, smacking it really fast multiple times

Dio: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

DIO: MUDAAAAAA!

* Time unfreezes*

Ball flies so fast, it hits Waluigi in the nose really hard

Dio: Thats what happens when you try to show off better than Dio

Waluigi lies on the floor, in pain, while Dio gers all the glory

Waluigi sheds a tear

The next day......

Waluigi is walking down the stree, getting taunted by everyone who sees him

Waluigi starts to cry a little

Until someone bumps into Waluigi

Waluigi: HEY! WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING YOU LITTLE SON OF A-

He recognizes that familiar anime face

Waluigi:YOU!

Dio: Yes, it is i, Dio

Di: Bringing home your tennis trophy

Waluigi get mad

Dio continues to taunt Waluigi

Waluigi slaps Dio really hard

Dio drops his tennis trophy

Waluigi laughs at Dio, on his knees looking at the remains of the shat trophy

Dio pinches Waluigi in the mouth, cracking a single tooth

Waluigi gets FURIOUS

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO!

Waluigi pulls out a tennis racket

He hits Dio with it, making his cheek look like a waffle

Waluigi: have a WAHffle, Wah Ha Ha!

Dio kicks Waluigis face

but Waluigi kicks him back his dongus

Dio: (in pain) how co....

Waluigi: This is probably why im not in Smash

Dio: Za....

Waluigi: out of breath so soon

Dio gets back up

Dio: ZA WARUDO!

time stops

Dio gets out a Steam Roller

Dio: ROLLA ROADA DA!

Dio: (slaps Steam Roller multiple times reallh fast) MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

Dio: MUDAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

time unfreezes

Waluigi is injured, but not dead

Dio: out of breath so soon

Waluigis racket snaped in half

Waluigi Pulls out a Bob’om

Dio: Whats this, a wind up toy!

Waluigi through the Bob’om as hard as he could

Dio is bleeding

Dio pulls out a knife

Waluigi is confused

Dio throws the knife at Waluigis fore head

Waluigi spins over to the side, dodging the knife

Dio: I-IMPOSSIBLE, I AM DIO!

Waluigi: Imma Waluigi, Imma de superstar

Waluigi pounds dio to the geound with his foot like in Smash

Wakuigi charges his kick

Dio struggles to get out of the hole

Waluigi realeses his kick, kicking Dios head off of his body

Dios head goes flying

K.O.

Waluigi: (Whispers) Its always Waluigi Time

Results
THE WINNER IS......

Waluigi:ME, I WON, MEEEEEEE!

You expected Dio to lose, But....

You were right