Earthworm jim vs freakazoid

intro
NO RULES!

JUST BLOODSHED

DBX!

pre-fight
freakazoid was seen driving around in the freakmobile on patrol looking for villainy

frekazoid: oh hey dbx never suspected me did ya? anyway like that text said i am on patrol

* suddenly a big boom appeared surprising freakazoid*

freakazoid: holy moly what was that?

* he drove over to the source to find it*

freakazoid: well whatever is the city is gonna have a huge bill

* sudden a worm in space suit came out*

freakazoid: the heck are yo

eartworm jim: i am eartworm jim hero space

freakazoid: oh no not you look i know i mentioned you in one of my episodes but if you wanted a crossover you could've just asked

earthworm jim: look here freak i have crash landed here and i am not about to be made fun of by a gun in underwear

frekazoid: hey it's part of my theme song and it's runs around underwear get your lyrics right!

earthworm jim: oh i see you wanna play that way eh well bring it on!

freakazoid: gladly!

fight
HERE WE GO!!

earthworm jim pull out his head and used it like a whip on freakazoid hitting him in the face

freakazoid: ow did you just headwhip me?

jim: yep it's one of my many advantages

freakzoid: sheesh

freakazoid then quickly punched jim in the guy then slammed him around by his head but to his surprise his head came off revealing a worm

freakzoid: huh?

jim: yep i am a worm just an ordinary earthworm

freakazoid: eew!

with that freakzoid dropped jim as he went back into his suit and freakazoid frantically washed his hands

jim: heh not too smart are you?

freakazoid: shut up!

jim: oh yeah? have a taste of snot!

with that jim launched the thing of the same name into freakzoid's face blinding him

freakazoid: ahh get it off me!

jim then used his ray gun to shoot freakazoid luckily snot got off blasting freakazoid jim just blew out the smoke on his ray gun

freakazoid: of course you realize this means war!

jim: uh oh

freakazoid then punches earthworm jim in the face sending him stretching but jim's head came back and smacked him in the kisser

frekazoid: ahh my face!

jim: ha score one for the boys back home!

freakazoid: oh yeah?!

frekazoid then blitz jim each one knocking jim back a bit

jim: slow down lay off the caffeine!

freakazoid: i don't drink coffee

jim: wahtever

jim then got onto his rocket and blasted right into freakazoid knocking him on his back making him see stars

jim: eat cow!

jim then punched freakazoid in the face in slow motion jim then wiped his hands as if to say job well done

suddenly a beep was heard as something ran over jim it was freakazoid in the freakmobile it knocked jim out of his suit

jim: hey no fair!

freakazoid: all is fair in love and war!

jim: why i outta

suddenly an eagle came out of nowhere and at jim causing to scream blooding coming out of it's mouth freakzoid just puked

freakazoid: aw man i think i just lost my lunch

deadpool: yeah me too!

freakazoid: deadpool what are you doing here?

deadpool: uh cameo you can't have classic fourth wall breakers without me!

freakazoid: oh okay

tick: spoon!

deadpool and freakazoid: oh no it's the tick!

they both ran knowing how dumb the tick is

tick: oh man no freinds for the tick

the tick sadly walked off screen

pinkie: hi everyone! pinkie pie here if you wondering yes i am gonna be in a dbx and who i am facing well

pinkie looked at the tick

plnkie: you'll just have to wait and see

DBX!

outro
boomstick: the fourth wall has been broken... anyway stay tuned for the next dbx whatever it may be