The Tick Vs The Hulk

Intro
johnny the announcer comes in

johnny: welcome all welcome i'm johnny the announcer your host for DBX! where there is no rules no

research only bloodshed tonight we have a battle of muscle as two muscle bound hero's are battling this

time in this corner hailing from the city the big blue bug the goofball the guy with a catchphrase of a

eating untensil the tick! and in this corner the results of mutation gamma rays the green monster with an

attitude the incredible hulk! so without further ado let's get ready to rumble!

Fight
the tick is seen leaping from building to building he then lands on the ground crushing some of it then

just then we see an avengers rocket come and out pops the hulk

hulk: hulk hear there big blue bug man here where is he?

the tick: that would be me i am the tick

hulk: isn't that pesky bug that cause diseases to dogs?

tick: yes

hulk: no matter hulk smash big blue bug man

tick: very well then have at you

hulk: hulk gonna have hands full

HERE WE GO!

the hulk runs at the tick as he goes the punch but the tick jumps out of the way then punches him in the

face giving him a bloody nose

hulk: you strong not as strong as hulk

the hulk then punches the tick in the face then slams him around just then the tick headbutts the hulk

in the face giving him a bloody nose

tick: hows that for strong?

hulk: strong? HULK IS STRONGEST THERE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tick: uh oh

hulk: hulk smash!

hulk then grabs a car then runs to him with it

tick: this is gonna hurt

hulk then smashes it on him

tick: i knew it

the hulk then takes off the car

hulk: puny bug should just give up

the tick then get's up

tick: the tick never gives up

hulk: bug man asked for it here comes thunderclap!

the hulk does his thunderclap sending the tick flying

tick: wha!!!!

boom the tick lands into a building

tick: so that's the way you wanna play huh?

hulk: what you gonna do bug?

tick: this

the tick then hits the hulk in the balls

hulk: gahh! *covers his balls* right in the kiwis! hulk haven't felt this much pain since captain america

the tick turn to the camera

tick: see kids always aim for the nuts

* the hulk confused turns to the camera as well and looks into it*

hulk: who bug man talking to?

tick: uh look ice cream!

hulk: where?!

* the tick then bashes his fist into the hulk*

hulk: ahh!

the hulk goes flying into a building

hulk: grr! bug man use dirty move!

tick: well it's better then nothing

hulk: hulk angry hulk break world!

with that the hulk turns into worldbreaker hulk

tick: and i thought atom bomb had issues

the hulk then stomped onto the tick and swung him by his antennas

tick: ahhhhhhH!!!!!!!! my only weakness i'll lose my balance!

hulk: you some kinda nut?

tick: maybe i am

hulk: hulk end you now

the hulk then throws the tick into the sky

tick: ahhh!

the tick then goes into space and turns to the camera

tick: you know at times like this i'm glad i can breather in space

the tick falls to the ground

tick: ahhhH!!!!!

boom!

hulk: hmm hulk sure teach him

tick: not yet

the tick is bleeding from his face and sees he crushed a flower

tick: *gasp* you may squish a flower! that does it! your going down you brainless green monster

hulk: hey that hurtful and you know it

tick: time to end this

the tick then jumps into the hulk at max force

tick: spooooonnnnn!!!!!!

hulk: spoon? what kinda battle cry is spoon?

the tick then with that punches the hulks head off as it bleeds out from the neck

tick: oops perhaps i got too carried away

hulk: it okay hulk had it coming

DBX!

Winner
THE WINNER IS...THE TICK!