Conker vs Sandy

Conker vs Sandy 

nickelodeon vs rare or spongebob vs conker's bad fur day, which of these 2 squirrels will win in a fight to the death

battle: 

'''battle: a beautiful day but until a squirrel by the name of conker showed up. (theme: windy and co conker live and reloaded) conker: what the hell is this place but i need to pick up an important item. conker found the item he needed. conker: seems to be one of those sandwich things i need to pick up for the kingdom, well i’m out of here. (music stops) sandy: what’s your name little critter. conker: damn it im a squirrel not a critter. (theme: boss battle conker’s bad fur day) sandy: hey, don’t say that. conker: stay out of my way or your tail of yours is going to be missing. sandy: well bring it! HERE WE GO! conker jabs sandy but sandy kicks conker and leading conker to bang sandy with his frying pan. conker: try not to be so rough you stupid little bastard. sandy hits conker and slams him. conker slaps sandy and stomps on her tail. sandy: yowch, that hurt. sandy shoots her rope at conker but conker dodges it and shoots sandy. (theme: bear hugger punch out wii) conker: what are you trying to do now you ass. sandy puts on her fighting gear and chops conker and kicks him. conker gets a bomb and throws it at sandy and sandy kicks it back. conker: well, good thing i brought this. conker uses his bat and hits the bomb back at sandy causing the 2 to fall but conker glides to safety. (theme: lightning battle kid icarus uprising) conker: how the hell are you still alive? sandy kicks conker but conker grabs a branch and stomps on her and slams her with his frying pan. but sandy kicks and slaps conker and shows her true form, the rodent. conker: get away from there you ^$#@+=! conker jumps in the nuclear suit and the 2 hit start hitting each other. but conker grabs her tightly. sandy: but how, how is that possible? conker grabs his sword and is about to swing. sandy: (screams). conker slices and dices sandy and her organs. (theme: windy and co conker live and reloaded) conker: that muther buzzer had no purpose, well time to head back to the castle so we see what are in these hamburgers that they eat.'''

WINNER: CONKER