User blog:Hipper/Rap Battle No. 2: Deadpool vs Homer Simpson



EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HIPPER.

DEADPOOL

VS

HOMER SIMPSON.

BEGIN.

Homer
Yo, I'm the king of adult comedies, and I'm always big game.

Come back to me when you have a place in the MLB Hall of Fame!

I've dominated the TV, you're just an idiot on crack.

I'll always beat you in rapping, no matter how many times you come back!

Both you and your boyfriend Mickey can suck my balls!

I'll break you more times than you've broken the 4th wall!

Deadpool
Is this what those people at Fox call comedy?

Because all I see is is an unfunny family who constantly see celebrities.

Your whole show was never funny, you're like a comedic disease!

I'll kill you and your little Bart with ease, and do your wife as I please!

Everyone knows that you're just a comedy hack.

Who's got a voice more annoying than Rebecca Black!

Homer
I've got a great sense of humor, but you've never made me laugh.

You're just a liberal's puppet with his hand shoved right up your ass!

My voice is annoying? You're the one to talk, or should I say shout!

I hope you have fun entertaining little kids you fucking Disney sellout!

How can anyone like you, you're just a Deathstroke ripoff!

No matter how many times you regenerate, I'll always come on top!

Deadpool
Well, that's it, you've given me no choice!

I now subject you to my White and Yellow voice!

White Voice
Mr. Simpson, your show sucks dick.

And despite having over 600 episodes, you're still unfunny and moronic.

Yellow Voice
Your series is only enjoyed by little kids and noobs.

Who only laugh when you make a joke about boobs!

White Voice
You're a waste of air time, and you just need to go.

Battling us was a bad decision, or in your words, D'oh!

Yellow Voice
You're just another shitty idiot father clone.

Who's just a crappy ripoff of Fred Flintstone.

Deadpool
It's all over for you fatty, your time is done.

Let's just end this with a bang, AKA, me shooting you with my gun.

(Deadpool shoots Homer, killing him)

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE?

Who won? Deadpool Homer