MLG Shrek vs Jacksepticeye

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Which Green Character from the internet will win.

Battle
MLG Land

Throughout the rainbow sky, multiple Skrubs came by and delivered freshly picked Marijuana. It was shipped from Texas, which was where Marijuana normally grew.

So they went into a rather damp and dank place. Inside it was none other than the ogre lord, '''MLG Shrek. ''' MLG Shrek smoked the weed......and started dancing. "Today is a special day." MLG Shrek said. "I am planning on taking over this puny Hyperverse, so that everyone around me will now pray to me." MLG Shrek proceeded to dance harder.

In the Internet, there was a skilled player, ready to take down MLG Shrek. Ready to play this really weird MLG game. And he had it recorded. It was '''Jacksepticeye. '''"Hello, everyone my name is Jacksepticeye and I'm going to play this weird game called "MLG Shrek takes over the Hyperverse." What the fuck is a Hyperverse by the way?" Jacksepticeye clicked on the game.

Jacksepticeye was now in the game and was walking. He saw a skrub. "Hey Skrub!" Jack said friendly. But the Skrub pulled out a gun on him. Jacksepticeye grabbed him by his neck and wrestled him to the ground and snapped his neck, Yang vs Tifa style. Jacksepticeye dragged his corpse away. Jacksepticeye continued walking, while murdering multiple skrubs. Finally Jack went into a swampy area and saw MLG Shrek in it. MLG Shrek was dancing. "You are about to get Shrekt." MLG Shrek said. "Uh-oh that doesn't sound good."

Here we goooooo!