Ganondorf vs The Literature Club

Description
Nintendo/The Ledgends Of Zelda vs Doki Doki Literature Club/ Team Salvato! Round 1 Match 7 of WA7U161 B01’s Meme Tournament!

Intro
NO RULES

JUST BLOODSHED

DBX!

Fight
Ganondorf is sitting on his throne, thinking of ways to kill Link and take over hyrule.

Until, someone opens the doors to his room

Ganondorf: Who must disturb the almighty Ganondorf?!

Sayori: Wait, this isn’t the Literature Club!

Natsuki: And whos that big, green, scary man?

Ganondorf: THATS RACIST, I AM THE ALMIGHTY KING OF EVIL, GANONDORF!

Yuri: I like him.

Natsuki: (scared) w-would you like a c-cupcake mister g-gandalf?

Ganondorf: THATS GANONDORF TO YOU, AND GET THAT JUNK FOOD AWAY FROM ME!

Monika: Hey, nobody talks to the club members like that, you’ve got some nerve!

Ganondorf: and what are you ladies gonna do!

FIGHT!

Natsuki charges at Ganondorf

Natsuki: Take this you Ugly Man!

Ganondorf slids and chokes natsuki

Ganondorf: trying to be tough, thats cute

Ganondorf strangles her tighter

Ganondorf drops the dead body onto the floor

K.O.

Ganondorf: Which one of you weaklings are next!

Ganondorf sees Sayori tying a knot in a rope hanging in the ceiling

Sayori sticks her head in the noose

Sayori eventually stops breathing

K.O.

Ganondorf pulls out the Sword of Six Stages

Ganondorf:This is way to easy!

Ganon throws the sword

The sword hits Yuri in the chest

Yuri is barley alive

She pulls the sword out of her chest and stabs her forehead

K.O.

Ganondorf: your next brown head!

Monika: Those other weakings may have died that quick, but my powers shouldn’t be underestimated.

Ganondorf: I can beat you with my bare hands!

Monika: Bring it on Beardo

Ganondorf cracks his fist

Ganondorf charges at monika

Monika starts to glitch the screen

Monika starts to glitch out Ganondorf too

Ganondorf has felt probably the worst pain he’s ever felt before

Monika stabs Ganondorf with multiple knifes

Monika deletes Ganondorf’s Chr file

Ganondorf vaneshes from existance

K.O.

Results
THE WINNER IS.....

MONIKA!