Taokaka vs Blake Belladonna

Description
Humble: Cats are cool right

Zulda: (In distance) FUCK NO

Humble: Ok your right, but these two are though

Zelda: You mean only one of them

Humble: What’s wrong with Taokaka

Zelda: Not Talking about that one

Humble: Uh… Ok your kinda right on that Blake does Kinda suck

Intro
-Forest Area-

Blake alone for some reason walks through a desolate forest with nothing of interest worth going into, then the Greatest Blazblue Character of all time (Fite me Bitch) shows up

Kaka: Hey, Neko girl, Have you seen a White-haired edgelord around here, he owes me a bunch of food

Blake: I haven’t seen him, and I don’t care

T: this disappoints me, for that, you will be sentenced to DEATH

B: Wait what

T: TOO LATE FOR APOLOGIES

Fight!
Insert Taokaka trying to slash Blake but Blake dodging and retaliating with gunshots, Taokaka cuts them before they get 10 feet out of the gun (Zelda: Somehow) and Blake elbows Kaka and uses the, Sword Part, is it a sword, or a knife, IDK, and Kaka gets hit to a wall and counters by throwing a bowling ball at Blake, pins her to the ground (Zelda: I don’t like where this is going) and Claws the shit out of Blake (Zelda: Oh) But it was a shadow clone

Kaka: Oh my god, SHE’S A NINJA

Blake: Kinda

Kaka hits Blakes clone, which turns stone because Dust exists, and Blake shoots at Taokaka, but Taokaka counters with the Mini Taokaka’s Because those exist and Blake gets incapacitated

Kaka: Alright Ninja cat Girl, Prepare to feel my Cat Girl wrath

Blake: What the hell eve-

Kaka: I DON’T KNOW BUT IT WILL END YOU

Kaka attacks Blake with Mini Kaka’s sending blake in the air and letting Kaka Cut her in half

Kaka: Aaaaaaaaaaaaand now I’m bored

Winner
''Oooooo! Boobie Lady...! And Butt Lady, meow! Boobs vs Butt! It's a fetish dream myatch!''

Taokaka wins, Because, she's just the best