Deadpool vs Papyrus

Deadpool vs Papyrus is a fight by Hipper.

Description
These two red wearing, physics breaking, meme-tastic fan favorite joke characters battle.

Intro
No rules

Just bloodshed

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Fight
It was a fun day in Snowdin, and for some reason, a bowl of spaghetti was left on a table outside for someone. Smelling food, a mercenary named Deadpool went up to...

Deadpool: Yo, narrator, make this sound more exciting, will ya?!

Fine...

Suddenly, a scary skeleton came from the blue and saw everyone's favorite merc eat the spaghetti. Not the spaghetti! He thought.

Papyrus: HUMAN! THAT WAS MY SPAGHETTI!

Deadpool: If it was your spaghetti, then why'd ya leave it out here, dumbo?

Papyrus: Y'KNOW, I NEVER KNEW WHY. BUT ANYWAY, NOT ONLY DID YOU EAT MY SPAGHETTI, BUT YOU ALSO ARE A HUMAN, AND IF I CATCH YOU, I CAN JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD! NYEHEHE-OW!

Papyrus was knocked backwards with a kick.

Deadpool: Listen Rosie O'Donnell, I ain't got time for your stupid shit!

Papyrus: YOU'RE NOT LEAVING, WHETHER YOU FIGHT ME OR NOT!

Deadpool: God damn it!

HERE WE GO!

Deadpool pulled out Twin Pistols and rapid fired at Papyrus, who blocked with a bone wall. Papyrus then threw bones at Deadpool, who managed to dodge a few, but got impaled by one bone on accident, making him more red than ever.

Deadpool: Mother fucker! I just had that cleaned!

Deadpool continued to fire at Papyrus, but ran out of ammo and pulled out his hammers. He rushes up to Papyrus and rapidly whacks him with the hammer multiple times before kicking him backwards into a tree.

Papyrus: ACK!

Papyrus got up and throws some blue bones at Deadpool, who teleports past them and comes behind Papyrus. He throws Papyrus into the air, and teleports to the side where Papyrus was gonna land.

Deadpool: SHORYUKEN!

Deadpool uppercuts Papyrus into the air, causing Papyrus to hit the ground hard while Deadpool was dancing in glee. Papyrus got up, slightly annoyed, and threw a giant wall of bones at Deadpool, slamming right into the mercenary's face.

Deadpool: What's with this weird bone fetish of yours?! Is this some new Deviantart trend?

Papyrus lifted the Merc with a Mouth with his limited TK and slams him into a tree, breaking Deadpool's back. Luckily for him, his healing factor went to work repairing it as Deadpool pulled a Insect Swarm Grenade and threw it at Papyrus, summoning bees and other insects to attack him.

Papyrus: GACK! THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS ATTACKED BY BEES!

Papyrus then creates a bone wall and shoves the insects away from him, but suddenly, a bullet hit his chest, causing the Great Papyrus to kneel down in pain as Deadpool walked over towards him.

Deadpool: I'm gonna fuck you up worse than Tumblr!

Papyrus: AW, C'MON MAN, THAT'S A LOW BLOW!

Papyrus was then greeted with a kick to the face before landing right next to a grenade, causing him to explode into a million pieces.

Deadpool: Welp, looks like my job here is...

Sans: hey you.

Deadpool turns around and sees Sans.

Sans: are you ready for a bad-

Before Sans could finish, he was met with a load of bullets to head, making him look like Swiss Cheese.

Deadpool: Shut the fuck up! That meme died 5 months ago!

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