Discord vs kefka

Intro
NO RULES

JUST BLOODSHED

DBX!

Fight
discord was roaming the outskirts of ponyville he was enjoying the day when a strange clown like figure

emerged "who are you" discord asked "i am kefka i am here to clain this town as my own" said kefka "Over my

dead body" said discord "that can be arranged' said kefka with that they both got into fighting poses

HERE WE GO!!

discord used his magic to summon a basebal bat he hit kefka in the face with it kefka then summoned a mallet

and bonked discord on the head with it he was seeing stars as kefka laughed discord then appear behind him

and pantsed kefka reveaing white boxers "Hey!" said kefka covering himself he pulled up his pants just then

discord gave him an atomic wedgie "atomic wedgie!" said discord kefka screamed as he pulled his undies off

his head "time to die!" with that kefka pulled out his sword and slashed at him discord was bleeding all over

"now hows about i cut your head off and mount it on my wall" said kefka as kefka was about to go berserk on

discord his sword broke "what?!" said a surprised kefka "i am the god of chaos" said discord with the kefka

then went into his demon mode "oh dear" said discord but a lightbulb appeared above his head as he pulled

out his own sword "you know what they say" discord jumped up to kefka's head "the bigger they are!" slash

kefka's head went clean off his neck bleeding out "the harder they fall!" said discord he then looked as kefka's

headless body then returned to normal he then turned to the camera "now you see why i hate clowns" said

discord shivering at the mere mention of clowns he then walked off "they don't pay me at to do this" he said

DBX!

Winner
and this dbx winner is...discord!