Sans Vs Patrick

Hello and welcome to another episode on DBX

Patrick
He's an immature adult who'd always hang out with his younger friend Spongebob. Patrick is a crack head character,meme, and O.P. or buff Patrick carries the road on over 3 seconds and rans on the sun in over 14 seconds. Patrick is also old but act like a 3 years old.

Sonic:yeah yeah he's speed but no

Age:34

Height:5 inch

Species: Star Fish

Powers: Radation survivor,Burn survivor,Dumb Skills,Muscles,Fat belly bounce,Inhale,Speed

Patrick is also survive Area 51 if he won he will dance Da me tu cosita A.K.A. Alien dance

Sans
Welp here's Sans the puny skeleton he is always lazy and puny. His brother Papyrus who'd always love spaghetti.

Age:70 years maybe because he's undead creature

Species:Human skeleton

Height: 4'5ft

Sans:i have a joke

Sans:knock knock

Announcer:who's there?

Sans:boo

Announcer:boo who?

Sans: i thought you where happy i feel bad for you here grab my hands to feel better

Announcer:OK

Sans gets a skeleton then killing Announcer

Intro
NO RULES

JUST BLOOD SHED

Pre-Fight
Spongebob:it's so boring on the sea

Patrick:yeah

Orcas and Sharks chases them Patrick punches the Orca and the Shark Patrick ties it like a shoes and throws it away.

Patrick:why we just don't paly on the surface land?

Spongebob:good idea

Patrick and Spongebob is playing some game like Mermaid Man And Barnicle Boy but idiots. Spongebob gets bored then fall asleep on the ground Patrick runs because bird is chasing him.

Patrick: Help

Patrick falls on the under ground

Patrick:ahhhhhhhh OOOOOOOF "ROBLOX DEATH NOISE"

Sans:let me hand you

Patrick:okay

Sans:are you me?

Patrick:no because i'm start and you're idiot

Sans gets angry and starts throwing bone at Patrick

HERE WE GOOD
Sans keep throwing bone at Patrick

Patrick:get that "DOLPHIN NOISE" bones out of me

Sans gets a dragon bone and blasting atomic breath to Patrick. Patrick screams because of pain Sans keep killing him Sans creates a bone shoes who'd walk to Patrick. Patrick has so many stars flying on his head his getting dizzy Sans prepares a big dragon that kills Patrick.

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Round 2
After that Patrick gets buff killing Sans' dragon like he does to Orcas and Sharks Sans gets confused Patrick stabs him using his head Sans is death

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Results
THE WINNER IS:PATRICK