User blog:Michael is the man/Goose (Untitled Goose Game) VS. Pilgor (Goat Simulator)

It's a peaceful day in Goatsville. Well, as peaceful as it can be with a crazy goat running around. This was Pilgor. But then, Pilgor was tripped by a white neck. It belonged to Goose. Now, Pilgor was more pissed than usual.

LET'S HAVE A DBX!

Pilgor grabbed Goose with his tongue, then started swinging him around. Pilgor then slammed Goose onto a nearby picnic table. Goose thought of an idea. He stepped on a broken off seat. It sent several splinters straight into Pilgor's face. Goose ran over, and pecked Pilgor in his torso. Goose then started running. Pilgor then rammed into a nearby citizen. It sent them flying straight into Goose. Goose stole their glasses, waiting for Pilgor to ram into him. The citizen is set up by Goose. Pilgor rams into the citizen, but he's hit in the side of the head with glasses. Pilgor decides to end this fight. He grabs Goose again. He starts dragging him towards a creepy area with five "sleeping" citizens. Goose then does one last thing he can. He honks. Pilgor releases Goose from jumping. Goose knocks over a torch, blocking Pilgor's path. Goose grabs a citizen with his beak. Pilgor gets to his little area. Goose slams the citizen straight into Pilgor's neck. Pilgor is presumed dead by Goose. He starts walking away. But Pilgor gets up and grabs Goose with his tongue. He slams him into a hill. Goose starts glitching. Goose disappears from existance. Looks like goat's got his tongue.

The winner of this DBX is Pilgor!

(This is an experiment. I'm seeing if my battles get good reception. If this does well, I'll make full DBXs. Maybe a full version of this battle, too.)