Eric Cartman Vs Lincoln Loud

Description
'''Who of these two little dudes will be outsmarted? the albino kid or fat or big boned kid?'''

Intro
No Rules 

Just Bloodshed

Battle
Lincoln and his family moves to southpark so Lincoln goes to school because his late he hits Eric while carrying books

Eric: What the hell man!

Lincoln: Sorry i just hit you

Eric: oh just okay you hate family guy?

Lincoln: no i really love that cartoon

Eric: you'll regret this

Lincoln: go ahead fatty

Eric: i'm not fat just big boned

Lincoln: okay rat kid!

Fight
Eric grabs Lincoln's legs then toss him out of school Lincoln landed safetly then punched Eric so hard then uppercuts him Eric hits the school lights then Baldi came and said

Baldi: go to your room kids

Eric: shut up you stick teacher

Baldi: *making sad Baldi noise*

Baldi goes to his room crying. Lincoln kicked Eric then grabs Eric's legs then smacking him into a locker. Eric spits with blood Lincoln steps on his chest then Eric saw a pencil he throwed it on Lincoln's eye then Lincoln jumps in pain Eric smiled then kicked Lincoln's face. Lincoln's teeth pulled out and his eyeballs cameout but comeback. Eric laughs then Lincoln jumps on him Lincoln pulled the pencil on his eye then Eric kicked Lincoln's face the pencil flies around then said

Pencil: good bye and see you soon f'cks

Eric punched Lincoln's face then Eric toss Lincoln out of school Lincoln turns into Ace Savvy then uppercuts Eric then throws a stone card

Eric: a card?

Eric thinks about it then crumble it throws it to Lincoln. Eric charges his super fart then kicked Lincoln's head Eric drinks a water then smack the water bottle to Lincoln's head Lincoln fainted Eric was super green then back into normal because he farts so strong turning Lincoln into a skeleton. Eric go back in class.

DBX

Results
THE WINNER IS ERIC CARTMAN!!