Bender vs Homer Simpson

2 TV shows, 2 alcoholics, both animated films, Homer from Simpsons and Bender from Futurama.

Nate: These 2 contestants today will fight to see which one would wi...

Dog: DEATH BATTLE.

Nate: Thanks for interrupti...

Dog: Your welcome. Let's get to it then

Bender Bending Rodriguez

Our first contestant is named Bender. Bender is a robot that drinks entirely too much. He is shown to not value his own life in the series of Futurama. Anyway enough about that, here's what will be shown in this DB battle. This robot has metal arms that can bend through nearly anything, Bender's strength is out of this world (see what i did there). This 6'1 robot has gotten his friends out of trouble in so many situations. He at one point moved Earth. Simply amazing

Dog: DREAMY!! ;)

Nate: uh yee-ah... anyways

Homer Jay Simpson

On the other corner of the ring, is the character from the series The Simpsons. This yellow, donut loving, alcoholic, is the father of the Simpson house hold. He also has the potential to be superhuman, he has been hit by a wrecking ball then swung in to a wall multiple times attached to the wrecking ball still. Lets just say, yeah he can take a hit. He was also in the army for a short amount of time, but during his time in the army he did not seek combat skill. This yellow man can take more than just a beating and has save Springfield his town more than one time. But an...

Dog: DEATH BATTLE

Nate: yes Dog, it's time.

Homer was at his job (Springfield Nuclear Power Plant) when all the sudden a loud crash wakes him up from his nap on duty.

Homer: "DOPE!! This better be an alien from outer space or something"

He looks only to see a space ship. Out of the space ship pops out the one and only Bender.

Bender: "Ah, new that GPS didn't work" as he puts away a calculator."

Homer's boss comes out of the plant and yells at Homer even if a living robot landed outside.

Homer: "YOU GOT ME FIRED!... Thank you"

Bender: "Where can I get a drink around here?"

Homer pointed in the direction of Moe's Cavern. They had a drinking contest and of course, one of them won, one of them lost. but they were not ok with this so Homer grabbed a bottle shattered it and said bring it!

DEATH BATTLE!!

Homer sprints in the direction of the confused robot. Bender gets his stance and stretches his arm. Homer is now grabbed by his long strong hold and is thrown into a wall. Homer Shouts "Is that it pal?" and charges once again. Homer now taking this a bit more seriously, jumps in the air and lands on Bender's antenna. Bender (being a robot) starts to malfunction. Homer (now at the advantage), puts a dent in Bender's shiny torso. Bender tries to fight back, he reaches to grab Homer but instead Homer grabbed his arm and shoved it in an electrical outlet. Bender starts to shake. Homer thought this was victory, but as soon as Homer let his guard down, Bender grabbed him by the leg and slammed Homer against the counter top of the bar. Over and over Homer is sent flying through the air. Bender was getting bored, and began to slow down. Big mistake, Homer released the death grip and jumped on Bender's back. Homer was then bashing on anything he could hit. Hit his back, head, arms, neck, etc. Bender became annoyed by this and body slammed him back first. Homer was exhausted by all the effort. For the final blow Bender picked him up and bent him.

KO

Homer put up a good fight, but yet he's just a human. Being a living thing has it's disadvantages like being tired. Homer can take a hit but his stamina is low and he tires at ease. But for being a couch potato, I'm proud of him.