Bobby Hill Vs Eric Cartman

Description
Different fat kid but same adult cartoon, will Bobby kick Eric on his penis, or Eric would shit on Bobby

Intro
No rules

No research

Just Bloodshed

Battle
Kyle: Eric,Eric calm down there's nothing better than watching TV

Cartman: maybe your right

Stan: guys, guys, i found that fat ass from family guy

Cartman: where i will kill him

(12 Minutes of Running)

Cartman: maybe we can take a rest i'm too fat for running

Kyle: hey stan is that him? stan? stan?

Stan: Eric look that's the family guy kid

Cartman looks at Bobby

Bobby: that's my purse i don't know you!!!

Bobby kicked someone else

Cartman: i finally kill someone from family guy

Kyle: becareful Eric that foot ball shaped head baby (Stewie) beats you maybe... ohh i remember that fatass is stupid dumb idiot and moron

Cartman: i will kill that asshole. Hey asshole over here

Bobby: uhh can i help you?

Cartman: your the family guy kid are you?

Bobby: silly Cartman of course not

Cartman: how do you know my last name?

Bobby: anyone knows you

Cartman send heavy punch to Bobby

Bobby: you make my nose bleed

Cartman: *makes a crazy version of bobby's quotes*

Bobby: you'll pay for this

Fight
Bobby kicked Cartman but Cartman dodges. Cartman farts sendinng him to sky. Bobby looked up and Cartman punched his head. Bobby kicked Cartman's nuts

Cartman: ow it hurts

Bobby: no it's just a pain it will be gone later

Cartman punched Bobby's face. Bobby seems so mad Cartman laughs Bobby pushed Cartman and kicked his foot. Cartman stood up and picked up stones. Kyle sees Villager.

Kyle: hey you can i borrow your slingshot

Villager agreed

Kyle: thanks. Hey Eric catch!!

Cartman: thanks dude

Cartman uses slingshot Villager was about to pick it up but Kyle jumps on him

Kyle: hey man Eric will use it here some money go to Mcdonalds and eat

Villager runs to Mcdonalds. Cartman and Bobby entered the Mcdonalds while fighting. Cartman picks Villager as his weapon and shakes him Cartman finally sees his axe and use it as a weapon. Villager seems so sad. Bobby kicked Cartman on legs. Bobby picked up the axe and whips it on Cartman. Cartman is bloody

Bobby: prepare for your death

Cartman: okay if you say so

Cartman kicked Bobby's face letting the axe go. Cartman kicked Bobby's face Bobby punched Cartman's face and belly sending Cartman into a tree. Cartman dodges Bobby's attack and picked up a trashcan and throwed it on Bobby. Cartman finally cuts Bobby's head off making a great puddle of blood.

DBX

Results
THE WINNER IS ERIC CARTMAN