User blog:Hipper/Epic Crap Battles: Shrek vs Sans

Greetings, my fellow DBX users. Sorry if I kept you waiting YET AGAIN for another battle. I completely forgot about this series for a while. But nevertheless, today we've got Shrek the ornery Ogre from his movie franchise against Sans the skeleton from the Undertale series. This is gonna be a match to remember.

Intro
EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

SANS

VS

SHREK

BEGIN!

Sans
I've gotta get to Grillby's, buddy, so let's not waste too much time.

I'm the most beloved character in my game, you're just an over-memed Ogre that lives with grime.

This battle will be a Genocide; it's clear that you and me aren't equals.

You're Ogre your prime; Shrek 3 and 4 killed any chance of you getting any more sequels.

Make all the fart jokes you want; on the mic I'm much nastier.

With movies so boring, no wonder why you got outshadowed by a cat with a rapier.

Shrek
Now this is the part where you run away; for this skeleton's bad Under-Tale will finally end today!

I'm a movie sensation! I've made it into the Hollywood Walk of Fame!

You actually think you can win? Even Donkey could beat you! Only one hit's required to end your game!

I'll Super Slam you back to the Underground, no PaciFrisk can SAVE you in this fight!

Way past my prime? I've got an Internet army who thinks I'm love and life!

You want to see something Comic, Sans? You're named after a font!

Go back to your bad fanart on Tumblr and stay out of my swamp!

Sans
You're in for a skele-ton of trouble if you thought those bars were sublime.

Ending this battle faster with my Gaster Blasters, prepare to have a bad time.

I'm not the most handsome monster in the Underground, but compared to you, I'm Prince Charming.

I've taken on Chara-cters like Flowey, you really think that you can harm me?

I'll show No Mercy on this Ogre, splitting flames like I'm your pet donkey's dragon.

This Ogre's been Ogrekilled! Geeeet Dunked On!

Shrek
The chances of you winning are you in your DreamWorks! No amount of Determination is gonna make me a Believer!

I spit bars that'll As-Gore ya! My Paci-Fists will give you swamp fever!

I'd have to be a Megalo-vaniac to say you were a good final boss; it's clear that your creators weren't trying.

You got replaced by Deltarune! Just like your fish friend, my legacy is Undying!

You shouldn't have messed me with me, Sans! We'll kick you Far Far Away when I bring in Puss, Gingy and my ass!

Because unlike you, I've actually achieved greater things than being a costume in Smash.

Conclusion
WHO WON

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

Poll
Who won? Sans Shrek