User blog:Hipper/Rap Battle: Bowser vs Adolf Hitler

EPIC RAP BATTLE.

BOWSER

VS

ADOLF HITLER.

BEGIN

Hitler
I'm the most evil man of the world, and I commanded the Third Reich.

How is this fool supposed to beat me when he can't even beat a fat plumber in a fight?

Just like the Jews, I'll gas you and your army.

You can't even conquer one tiny little castle while I conquered all of Germany!

You're nothing but a Ganondorf wannabe but even weaker and more moronic.

I've played Bowser's Inside Story, and it sucked dick!

Bowser
Mwahaha, you really think you can beat me?

I'm the most famous video game villain while you're an idiotic Nazi!

You're a stupid Napoleon fanboy with a mustache the size of a rock.

You can tell all your German followers to suck my Koopa cock.

I hit hard like Donkey Kong, and crush enemies like a Thwomp.

Just face it, you can't win this romp.

Hitler
You think I can't win? Says the guy who always loses!

This'll end up like Smash Bros, with you being covered in bruises.

You call yourself a Dark Lord? You couldn't even conquer Yoshi's Island!

You're just an overweight turtle who wants Peach's loving!

Almost everything you do is an epic fail.

After this battle, all your minions will Sieg fucking Heil!

Bowser
Bowing to this German midget would be the last thing I'd do.

You're even uglier than Wart from Super Mario Bros 2.

I'll turn into Giga Bowser and make the tables turn.

Just like the Japanese, you're gonna get crushed and burned.

I didn't even need anything to roast you, not even the Fire Flower.

Your time is over, Adolf, for now on, I have the power.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

Who won? Bowser Hitler