Deadpool vs the purple guy

intro
NO rules

just bloodshed

DBX!

pre-fight
we see the merc with a mouth running from rooftop to rooftop scatting he then notices the camera

deadpool: oh hi again dbx long time no see i am one my way looking for a killer i wonder where he is

* we then see screaming as a familiar guy in purple walks out with a bloody knife*

deadpool: welp speak of the devil

he then drops in

deadpool: hola amigo

purple guy: what the hell?

deadpool: oh hey i'm deadpool the merc with a mouth i've been hired to kill you

purple guy: oh god look here i just got fired and i needed the money those bastards deserved it

deadpool: so your the one who killed those kids look i know your insane and all but really?

purple guy: shut up!

deadpool: why do they always wanna do it the hard way?

* deadpool takes out his guns*

fight
deadppol: her we go!!!

the purple guy starts by slashing at deadpool but is amazed to see deadpool is not dying

deadpool: nice try

purple guy: what?!

deadpool: surprised aren't you? well here is what else i can do

deadpool then teleports behind purple guy and shoots him a bunch of times knocking him back

purple guy: ahhh! what the heck!

deadpool: sorry it's what i do

purple guy: why you little

purple guy then attack deadpool with his knife deadpool takes it with much pain

deadpool: ahh ow ooh ouch ahh my kidneys!

purple guy then launches deadpool into a building

purple guy: heh

deadpook the teleports in front of purple guy

deadpool: pekaboo i see you

purple guy: ahhh! why won't die?

deadpool: healing factor bro i can't die

deadpool then slashes at purple guy making blood come out from the killer in purple

purple guy: ahh! get away from me you freak!

the purple guy runs away from deadpool

deadpool: you can run but you can't hide

deadpool goes after the purple guy only to find him in springtrap dead

deadpool: well that was easy guess i win

deadpool then runs off but suddenly he hears a noise

deadpool: do i dare look?

deadpool closing his eyes looks and sees you guessed it

deadpool: springtrap!

springtrap: hehehe you guessed right smuck

springtrap then attacks deadpool with his jumpscare growl and continues

deadpool: ahhh! ooh eep ouch ahh!!

deadpool: wait a minute! i got an idea

* a lightbulb appears above deadpool's head and he stabs springtrap's eyes with it*

springtrap: ahhh! my eye!

deadpool: now then let's end this shall we?

deadpool then takes out some water from his magic satchel and pours it on springtrap

springtrap: no!!!

springtrap then rusts and can no longer move

deadpool: now then time to decapitate!

deadpool then cuts off springtraps head his headless corpse bleeding out it hen falls to the ground

deadpool: timber!

springtrap's headless corpses falls to the ground bleeding out as it lands

deadpool: another trophy for yours truely

DBX!