Knuckles VS Wario

NO RULES!

JUST BLOODSHED!

DBX!

Fists VS Farts
Knuckles was gliding over an island in search of the Chaos Emeralds when he spotted an island with a small, fat man carrying an emerald. Recognizing Wario, huge criminal, the Echidna swooped down and punched the Emerald off his hand.

"That's mine, jerk! Now hand it over!"

Wario laughed and mounted his bike for battle. With a sigh, Knuckles got in combative position.

HERE WE GO!
(Cue | Wario)

Knuckles ran forward and punched Wario a bunch of times, making the bike erupt into ashes, but Wario blocked them and used a fart to shoot himself over Knuckles, smacking his head into the ground. Knuckles ran forward and began kicking Wario as his head was buried, but Mario's cousin farted another time, enshrouds get everything in green.

"Jerk!"

As the smoke cleared off, Wario was biting Knuckles' arm, and wasn't letting go. The one who had said "jerk" was Knuckles. Wario continued biting on and on until he threw away the echidna with a spin. He followed by wafting forward on a fart cloud and nearly fell on top of his adversary. Knuckles had barely dodged, and returned barreling towards the yellow plumber. Before Wario was able to react, Knuckles delivered a punch that sent the farting fool flying miles into a mountain. Knuckles ran up as Wario got off. Within the time that Knuckles had reached Wario, Wario let out an obnoxious fart that made every animal within a ten-mile radius puke.

Knuckles had already ran away, however. Wario looked around to try and find him, only to get punched into the mountain and getting his entire back area buried into it. Dashing forwards, Knuckles started punching Wario, which let his sharp points dig into Wario's paunch not once, not twice, not even thrice, but sixty-six times, followed by a punch that Knuckles withdrew right afterwards that caused the mangled mess that was Wario to be sent shooting across the island, and right into the ocean, where he met a drowning doom.

DBX!