Lucario vs Deadpool

Description
Two antiheroes with "swords" from very popular sagas will fight to the Death!



Intro
NO RULES

JUST BLOODSHED

DBX!

Pre-Fight
Deadpool enters in a cementery

Deadpool: After I steal that guy´s tomb, i´ll eat these chimichangas

10 MINUTES LATER

Deadpool: OK, its time...

Lucario hears Deadpool steps.

Lucario: Huh?!

Deadpool: Who is there?

(Silence)

Deadpool: Maybe is my stomach, i need go home and eat more chim-

Lucario: Get out of here or die!

Deadpool: Make me, little puppy!

Lucario gets angry.

Lucario: HERE I COME, STUPID!

HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!
Lucario uses his bone to cut through Deadpool, but Deadpool avoids it.

Deadpool: This pet gets angry easily, well, I have no chioce!

Deadpool uses his guns to hurt Lucario.

Lucario: Ughhh.......The aura is mine...

Lucario uses lots of Aura Spheres

Deadpool: But the victory isn´t yours, its for your mama!

Lucario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!

Lucario throws a giant Aura Sphere

Deadpool: Oh, crap...

Deadpool teletransports behind the Aura Pokémon.

Deadpool: SHOOORYUUUKEEEN! Eat this bullets!!!!!!

Lucario: Enough!

Lucario decapitates Deadpool.

Deadpool: You know that I´m still alive, right?

Lucario: Oh no!

Deadpool regenerates instantly.

Deadpool: Do you like win?

Lucario: I dont like your jokes, shut up!

Deadpool: You dont like jokes, like your trainer didn´t liked you, thats because he died, with your face.

Lucario remembers his trainer and gets sad.

Lucario: Why he died and not this fool?

Deadpool: Because I´m the fucking god, puppy, and your fate is be killed by me, and you know it!

Lucario gets so angry that his aura almost detroys the cementery.

Lucario: You will be better dead!!!!!!!

Lucario decapitates Deadpool and with many Aura Spheres, we obliterates every other body parts of Deadpool.

Deadpool: Oh, C´mon!!!!!!

Lucario: Watch the power of the Aura! AURA....STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORM!

Deadpool: Why i came here, i will be better eating chimichangas....well, i have no body now....

Lucario obliterates Deadpool´s head, finally killing him.

Lucario falls, tired, and realizes one thing: he destroyed his trainer´s tomb with the Aura Storm.

Lucario: Rest In Piece, old friend....

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DBX!