Doomguy Vs Duke Nukem

Intro
NO RULES JUST BLOODSHED DBX!

Pre-Fight
we open as duke nukem is seen hanging out with some chicks in bikinis when suddenly who comes in but

doomguy he does not look happy  duke nukem raises an eyebrow in confusion "what the hell?" doomguy then

holds up a chart revealing his game sold more copies then his  game then he holds up a newspaper that says

doomguy fired! he then holds up a picture of duke the rips it duke then get's up and tells the bikini girls to get

to safety duke then get's into a fighting stance "i came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and i'm all out

gum"  doomguy  just rolls his eyes annoyed he used that cliche line doomguy then get's in a fighting stance

Fight
HERE WE GO!!

duke then punches doomguy in the gut then does a roundhouse kick to his face doomguy shakes his head to

recover then punches duke in the gut then does several other punches this his face and jaw but then duke

does an uppercut on doomguy then foes a huge punch  sending him flying into the wall afterwards duke grabs

a bottle and smashes it over doomguy's head then takes another bottle then slams it down "refreshing" duke

then is  caught off guard as a bullet almost hits him doomguy is revealed to have shot that bullet duke makes

a run for it then jumps off a wall in slow motion duke then punches doomguy in the back of the head making

him drop his gun duke then unleashed a massive punch into the gut of doomguy then suplexs him through a

table "oh hell yeah!" doomguy however dropkicks duke  as he get's up then pulls out a chainsaw and tries to

slash it at him but instead it slashes off some of his hair "nobody touches the hair"  with that duke nukem

opens a can of whoop-ass on doomguy as he unleashes a whole lot of attacks finally duke punches doomguy

so hard he drops his chainsaw seeing this duke slices doomguy's head decapitating him "don't mess with the

best" he then looks at everyone and sees doomguy had thousands of dollars duke then smiled "drinks on the

house" with that everyone in the bar cheered and raised a toast  to duke he then took another bottle of beer

open it by flicking it off using finger then drank some "then looked at doomguy's head "don't  mess with the

best bitch"

DBX!