User blog:TJman461/TJman461 vs Star Butterfly

Description The incredibly handsome user vs Disney will the user who wants to be a star win? Or will the girl with the name star win? Who wins who dies?! Note: I will be based on my real self and how I would actually fight. Also I have my Primarina because why not.

NO RULES

JUST BLOODSHED

DBX

FIGHT! Tjman461 is sitting around bored and decides he wants to be in a dbx fight. So he gets up and spawns a character to fight.

Star: Ahh where am I?

Tjman461: Let's fight.

Star: But why?

Tjman461 because I'm the writer and I said so.

Star: Um ok...

Tjman461: Yes this is exciting! I'm gonna be a star.

Kranky Kong crashes through the ceiling.

Kranky: Im the real star! *insert kranky singing a song about why he's a star here

Tjman461: Uh you're not part of this.

Star: What is even going on?

Kranky disappears.

HERE WE GO!

TJ: Alright let's do this!

TJ tries to run up and punch Star. Star dodges most of them and shoots a couple rainbow blasts but TJ cowardly dodges them.

TJ: Go Primarina!

TJ sends out his primarina.

TJ: Haha don't diss my primarina (yes i actually am using my primarina from my game)

TJ: Use ice beam!

Primarina uses Ice Beam but Star dodged it. Star then uses a rainbow fist punch hurting Primarina. TJ withdrew Primarina and resorted to his fists. He ran towards Star and tried to punch her but she punches back and TJ cowardly blocks the attacks. TJ then tackles Star and takes her wand.

TJ: Yay i've always wanted to use this!

Star gets angry and kicks TJ. TJ drops the wand and feels in pain. He gets up and runs towards Star but star shoots a spell at his arm and wounds his arm.

TJ: OOOWWW.

Star prepares an enormous spell to finish TJ off.

TJ: NO WAIT DON'T KILL ME PLEASE!

Star cancels the spell because TJ obviously can't win against her.

Star: Fine but you brought me here remember?

TJ: B-but that's because ur mai waifu...

Star: Your what?

TJ shows her his Top Five Waifu list.

Star: Wait so you like me or something?

TJ: Uhhhhhhhhh yes?

Star: Oh ok.

Kranky then crashes through the ceiling again and squishes them both.

Kranky: HAHA told you I was the real star!

KO!