Tails Vs Conker

Intro
NO RULES!

JUST BLOODSHED

DBX!

Pre-Fight
(https://youtu.be/OnPAiwBb_eI)

conker is seen walking out of the cock and plucker being drunk as usual he then sees a orange fox walk by

conker: hey there fox you wanna party sometime?

but just then conker pukes on his shoes

tails: ewww dude what the heck?

conker: ahh sorry that happens alot

tails: are you drunk?

conker: yep happens all the time it does

tails: oh geez

conker: hang on

conker then drank something afterwards he was no longer drunk

conker: there we go i'm conker why do you have two tails?

tails: cause it's my nature i was born with them

conker: what a freak

* song stops*

tails: a freak?!

conker: gulp did i say that out loud

tails: yes

conker: oh no...guess it's one of those battles

FIght
HERE WE GO!

https://youtu.be/vVPHmok3hxA

conker attack by punching tails but he counters it and throws him tails then flies towards conker but he lands

on his feet and flies at tails too and hits him in the gut

tails: you fly too

conker: *bleep* right i fly

tails then punches him in face hard

tails: watch the language!

conker then uses a frying pan and hits him in the eye making is swolen

tails: seariously?!

conker: ha ha didn't expect that now did ya?

conker then hit tails with the frying pan some more times and sent him flying

conker: that outta show him wait? what is

boom tails then cout with his chopper and attack conker as it turned into it's robot mode

https://youtu.be/sfjKXqDDhxs

tails: my turn!

tails then went out on a full assault and attacked conker like crazy while conker tried flying away

tails: run all you want that isn't gonna save

conker then bounced onto a flower's big boobs and jumped on a high edge

tails: what the?

tails then shook it off and followed conker

* song stops*

https://youtu.be/E23Pg6XuPgo

conker then got out his mech suit

conker: you get a mech i get a mech too *bleep*

tails: very well then

https://youtu.be/8uLf-gLiCnc

the two battles it out each hit more devastating then the last conker though then grabbed the arm of tail's

mech suit and tore it off tails was struggling to stand

tails: i will not lose to you!

conker: well you just did

conker then grabbed tail's mech suit by the legs and spun it around then threw it against a cliffside tails

tails: can't move

conker then got out of his mech suit

conker: good

* song stops*

https://youtu.be/dUgOmT1Pcbc

conker in slow motion then unzipped his zipper and peed on tail's suit making it short circuit*

tails: oh crud

conker: you mean piss

conker then rezipped his zipper after his quick pee as the mech suit exploded as well as tail's torso blood

everywhere as the two tailed fox's head landed on the ground

conker: well that's that

DBX!

WInner
https://youtu.be/xP5zFg6e4Qs

THE WINNER IS....CONKER!