HowToBasic vs Siivagunner-Verse

Description
We all usually look up things on YouTube. Usually we look up things like how to cook food or music from Video Games, but these two fool us. They use clickbait. But this is the best clickbait.

Intro
NO RESEACH!

ONLY BLOODSHED!

DBX!!!

We begin in The Voice's lair.

Voice: Haltman!

Haltman: Yes master?

Voice: How is the process of destroying anime going?

Haltman: Smoothly. There's an issue, however.

Voice: What is it?

Haltman: Someone has invaded Siiva's computer and is now attacking the city. He wants to know how to make a high quality rip apparently. But he seems to be attacking everyone he can find.

Voice: Don't worry, that doesn't matter right now. The fragments well probably fight back. Let's get on with the plan.

Meanwhile 

A man in a parrot costume walks crazily. He walks on the street until he sees two rappers. Soulja Boy and Chip the Ripper.

Soulja: Is this the guy that has been throwing shit at people.

An egg is thrown, it misses Chip.

Chip: I think so. Let's beat him.

HERE WE GO!!!
Chip walks over to him and starts rapping like a gangster.

Chip: NOW BABY I'M THE RIPPER, YOUR BABY DADDY'S WORST NIGHTMA-

The man throws a glass at Chip. He starts bleeding and dies. HowToBasic just grunts.

CHIP THE RIPPER DEFEATED 

Soulja Boy gets up walks towards him only to get a microwave thrown at him. Basic grabs a bucket of beans and pours it on the boy. He then smashes Soulja's head in with the bucket.

SOULJA BOY DEFEATED 

A man wearing sunglasses walks down the street singing.

Steve: SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME.

It's Steve Harwell, singer of All-Star. He confronts the dead body of Chip.

Steve: Well looks like that guy wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed.

Basic sees Steve and know exactly what to do. He pulls out an onion and shoves it down Harwell throat. Harwell suffocates and dies a horrible death.

STEVE HARWELL DEFEATED

HowToBasic hears a yell. It's from a Swedish streamer.

Joel: Stop this. You're killing all the memes and making a mess!

Basic just throws a ton of eggs on Joel, takes a spoon, and pins him on the ground, beating him.

Joel: We *Smack* Well *Smack* Kill you. *Smack* Just wait until you see my creation.

Joel dies from the smacking.

JOEL DEFEATED

Phy comes out of nowhere and tries to punch Basic, but get his neck snapped.

PHY DEFEATED

(TBC)