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Chris Redfield vs Soldier is a collab between Schwxnz and Sinnovalos.

Description[]

Resident Evil vs Team Fortress 2! Two of gaming's most badass Soldiers duke it out!

Intro[]

NO RULES!

JUST BLOODSHED!

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Fight[]

Location: City Block (Presumed Resident Evil)

Chris crept out the side door of a dingey looking storage hold. His rifle aimed down the road as he double checked corners. So far, all was clear.

It sounded to him though, that there was someone giving the B.O.W.s a hell of a fight though; there we explosions and yells in the streets near to him. He then caught wind that those blasts we coming nearer. At good speed too. He quickly took cover next to a dumpster, eyeing a healthkit by the nearby vehicle.

Finally, the source of the blasts made himself very clear as he Rocket Jumped on top of the Health, fully healing himself and replenishing ammo as the vehicle proved to be a part of a convoy.

As Chris stepped out from the shadows, Soldier turned, brandishing his rocket launcher. "HOLD IT!" he yelled, as Chris leapt back, firing a shot that hit the helmet, spinning it on Soldier's head. When it stopped moving, the mercenary readjusted it, straightening it.

There was a silence.

And then maniacal screaming as Soldier fired a rocket straight at Chris.

HERE WE GO!!!

He quickly dived out of the way as the first explosive projectile levelled the wall behind him, spitting bricks out into the road. Chris legged it to the middle of the street, laying down suppressing fire at Soldier, all the while leaping over rockets and trying to find a good spot of cover that wouldn't be destroyed immediately. Realising his adversary was attempting to flee, Soldier used the last rocket of this load to leap at Chris, changing his weapon to the shovel as the descended. He swung for Chris, who rolled beneath and rammed the rifle butt into the chest of the madman. Soldier creased from the impact, but gave as good as he got, slamming the tool into the underside of Chris' chin, knocking a tooth out and propping him out on the boot of the car. Soldier changed to his shotgun, and Chris rolled over to the other side of the car to protect himself. He then rolled a grenade under the car at Soldier, who picked it up. "Aw, real cute..." he mused, casually tossing it over his shoulder and into the nearby police car. The blast was deafening, but Soldier used it as a modified Rocket Jump, flanking Chris and laughing all the while as he fired back down at the fleeing BSAA operative. Redfield turned and shot back at the soaring Soldier, clipping him on the thigh, making his landing a little more awkward. Now it was a battle of shotgun against machine gun, with Chris edging him slightly thanks to range. Finally, a shot knocked the shotgun from out of Soldier's hands, and the lunatic had no choice but to... insanely charge Redfield, screaming and with the shovel high.

"Screaming eagles!" the american maniac yelled while running at his enemy, getting ready for close quarters combat. Chris was not having any of that, and tried to shoot at him; though Soldier barely managed to block the bullet with his shovel, which dented it, visibly angering the rocket-jumping mercenary. Realising that his clip was empty, Chris readied himself for hand to hand combat as well. Once Soldier reached him, he promptly swung his shovel at Chris, who dodged it and retaliated with a right hook, which Soldier barely managed to block with his left arm. Headbutting the captain of the BSSA, he began to trashtalk his opponent: "You are nothing but a maggot, you scum sucking fruit basket!". While secretly wondering about the colourful vocabulary of the crazed gunman, Chris was not going to let any of that stop him: "Try me." Directly after saying that, he yanked the shovel out of his hands and threw it away, kneed him in the stomach and ragdolled him a few meters away. Afterwards he tried to punch him square in the face, though Soldier narrowly ducked beneath the attack and uppercutted him in return, readying himself for his ultimate technique: His famous neck snap! Grabbing Chris' head with both of his hands, he loudly yelled: "HUTTAH! NECK SN-", but Chris was no fool and reacted extraordinarily quickly, kneeing Soldier in the groin to save himself. Gritting his teeth, Soldier got back up, barely standing. Then he started giggling to himself for a few seconds, visibly confusing Chris, before he cracked his knuckles, took a grenade off of his chest sling and thrusted his fist in the air, sheer miliseconds before the grenade exploded; engulfing both fighters and a nearby car in a massive fireball.

Smoke rose into the dark sky and went away after a while; revealing the destruction the explosion caused - the car was nothing more than charred metal and both fighters were barely moving anymore, though still determined to win this. Both of them were aware that they had the same intention as their opponent; Soldier's shotgun was still partially loaded and not more than 10 meters away. Both of them tried to get up and walk towards the gun, yet neither of them could - both fell over, yelping in pain from the horrid burns they suffered. Chris thought about his sister; he could not leave her hanging! He was going to get up right now and deal with this maniac! Or so he wished, but no matter how hard he tried to, he couldn't. RED Team's psychotic war hero had a special motivation to get up as well; his best friend Tavish. They have forged a band thicker than soup, he was going to see that bastard again at all costs!

To Chris' horror, Soldier slowly got up and managed to hobble towards the shotgun. He decided to close his eyes, and thought about all the good men he met throughout the apocalypse; many of whom he was going to see again in a bit. Lastly, he thought about Claire too - what a fine woman she had become. He was proud of her. Soldier was surprised to see his enemy smile when he reached him, and if he had any empathy for anyone, he would have surely felt bad at this point; but well, that wasn't his way. He cocked the shotgun, weakly aimed at Redfield's head and fired, obliterating it in the process.

Resisting the nerve wrecking pain all his wounds inflicted on him, Soldier couldn't help but smile a little at his fallen adversary. Soon, the smile turned into a wide grin. None of the BLU Team members ever fought him as well as he did... that man must have been a fellow american.

"Godspeed, you magnificent bastard." he proudly said while saluting to the corpse of Chris Redfield, shortly before hoisting his weapon over his shoulder and hobbling away from the area.

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Conclusion[]

The winner is Soldier!

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