The sponge of Nickelodeon vs the Mean 3. This is Bunny Cat4's 5th DBX.

Intro

NO RULES

NO RESEARCH

ONLY BLOODSHED

DBX

Pre Fight

As Lord Tirek smack Twilight Sparkle to her friends, the Mean 3 surround them.

Tirek: Face it Twilight, we won.

Rainbow Dash: C'mon Twilight, we can take them.

Pinkie Pie: Yeah! We can't give up now!

Applejack: Pinkie's right sugar cube, we can't let these bad guys win.

Chrysalis: How lovely to see you all trying to stay positive when your end is nigh.

Rarity: You villains will never win!

Fluttershy: Yeah! But, uh, Twilight? How are we going to stop them?

Spike: Don't worry! She has a plan! You do have a plan right?

Twilight: Well, while hiding, I learn a summoning spell.

Rainbow Dash: Does it work?

Twilight: We're about to find out.

Twilight use a bit of her energy to cast the spell.

Meanwhile...

SpongeBob SquarePants was working in the Krusty Krab when he remembered a joke he heard of earlier. As he remembered the joke, he started to laugh, annoying a certain octopus.

Squidward Tentacles: SpongeBob! *pops though the window where they exchange orders and food* Will you please?!

SpongeBob: Sorry Squidward, but the joke I heard was hilarious!

Squidward: I don't care if it's on the "Top 10 Funniest Jokes Ever"! Just shut-!

Just as Squidward was talking, SpongeBob disappeared in a golden glow. Squidward looked at the spot where the fry cook used to be at before finishing his sentence.

Squidward: ...up. ...Uh oh.

Meanwhile...

After Twilight used the spell, the Mean 3 got closer.

Cozy Glow: Ha! That puny spell did nothing to us!

Twilight: It wasn't supposed to harm you.

Chrysalis: Then what was it suppose to do-?

Then SpongeBob appeared, confused. He looked around.

SpongeBob: Where am I? *notices the Mane 6 and Spike* Hey, you ponies looked like you appeared in my dreams. Literally. And who's the baby dragon?

Spike: Hey! I'm 13!

SpongeBob: Sorry.

Applejack: Um, Twilight? Why did you summoned a talking block of cheese?

Twilight: I don't know. The summoning spell is suppose to someone that we really need to help us.

Rainbow Dash: And we really needed THAT?

Rainbow Dash pointed to SpongeBob while saying "THAT?".

And we really needed THAT?

Tirek, Chryalis, and Cozy Glow looked at SpongeBob for a little bit before laughing their heads, confusing the sponge even more.

SpongeBob: What's so funny?

Tirek: Oh this just rich! The princess of friendship summoned a talking cheese to stop us!

SpongeBob: Actually, I'm a sponge.

Chrysalis: Whatever. A sponge like YOU would never defeat us.

SpongeBob: You clearly have NO IDEA what I'm capable of.

Cozy Glow: Oh pluh-eeze! I can take you down by punching you.

Cozy Glow then fly up to SpongeBob, but due to his sponeyness, they did nothing to him.

SpongeBob: BA HA HA HA! That tickles! Now it's my turn!

SpongeBob then punched Cozy Glow, sending her several feet away. Cozy Glow was shocked.

Cozy Glow: Wha-what?! Grrrrr, this should end you!

Cozy Glow then fired a beam, disintegrating the top part of the sponge, leaving nothing but the lower part. The villains smiled evilly as they stared at the sponge's pants.

Tirek: Well Twilight, looks like your plan failed after all-

Then SpongeBob regenerate his top part and begin to laugh again.

BA HA HA HA!

Everyone looked at SpongeBob with wide eyes and mouths wide open. How can a sponge get back up from a laser beam was beyond them.

Tirek: How in the-...what are you?

SpongeBob: I'm SpongeBob.

Chrysallis: Well..get out of our way!

SpongeBob: Why?

Chrysallis: We are here to KILL Twilight and her friends!

SpongeBob: Well that's not nice! I'm putting you 3 under fry cook's arrest!

Tirek: Bring it on "CheeseHead BrownPants"!

The villains get into combat positions.

SpongeBob: *to the Mane 6 and Spike* You ponies and dragon should get to safety.

Rarity: But there's 3 of them and 1 of you!

SpongeBob: Hey, I save my universe a bunch of times, granted I had some help with me, but I got this. Also this is my DBX. The title says so.

Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy, Applejack, and Spike: DB-what?

Pinkie Pie: Oh, a DBX is like a Death Battle but with no research.

Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy, Applejack, and Spike: ...what?

Pinkie Pie: Well you see...

SpongeBob: Um, sorry to interrupt, but you guys should get to safety.

Pinkie Pie: Okie Dokie Lokie!

Twilight used a teleport spell to teleport herself and her friends to the safety of a nearby hill. SpongeBob turn to the villains and takes out his spatula.

SpongeBob: I'M READY!!!

Fight

HERE WE GOOOOO!

M3-3 SB-1

Cozy Glow and Chrysalis started shooting balls of magic while Spongebob dodging and baseballing them.

Chrysalis: STOP IT!

Spongebob: No.

Tirek: Hey Cheese!

Spongebob: What-

Spongebob was then squished by Tirek's fist and then flicked away to a tree. Tirek grabbed Spongebob and slammed him to the ground and kicked him into a nearby hill, not the hill the Mane 6 and Spike were on.

Tirek: Ha! You failed you dumb sponge!

Tirek walked towards the hill when he was stopped by a kick to the face. Tirek fell on his back as a figure landed a few feet away from him. The villains, Mane 6, and Spike looked at him in shock. It was Spongebob wearing an outfit that was simmair to Ryu.

YOOOOOOOOO!

Chrysalis: What the-?! How did you change your clothes so fast let alone nowhere near a wardrobe?!

Spongebob: *shurgs* I don't know.

Rarity: That outfit looks really outdated, darling.

Spongebob: Well I wore it a long time ago. I think it was Super Brawl World was the last time I wore it.

Cozy Glow: ENOUGH! DIE YOU DUMB SPONGE!

Cozy Glow fired a bunch of balls of Magic while Spongebob dodge them and blocked the last one with his back. Spongebob then ran up to the bratty pony and did a combo on her. Chrysalis charged at the sponge, who stopped her a by a energy ball, which send her a few feet away. Cozy Glow stopped the combo by kicking Spongebob's eye, making him stumble backwards.

Announcer: C-c-c-combo breaker!

Pinkie Pie: Who said that?

Don't question it.

Pinkie Pie: Okay!

Cozy Glow: YOU STUPID LITTLE SPONGE! PREPARE TO MEET YOUR STUPID MAKER!

Spongebob: GASP! HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT STEPHEN HILLENBURG THAT WAY! YOU WILL BE PUNISHED!!!

Both Spongebob and Cozy Glow fired giant beams of enery and magic at each other. When they collide...What the?! Spongebob's beam over powered Cozy Glow's beam like it was nothing! Cozy Glow saw this and realize that she was screwed.

Cozy Glow: Aw shi-

Then the sponge's beam hit Cozy. Cozy Glow let out a scream of anguish as the beam destroyed her bit by bit. When the beam cleared, all that was left is Cozy Glow's ashes.

M3-2 SB-1

Spongebob huffed and puffed in exhaustion.

Spongebob: That was exhausting.

You still have 2 more to go. Also, behind you.

Spongebob: Behind who-

Spongebob was then kicked right out of his clothes, literally, by Chrysalis. Spongebob, who is in only his underwear, landed in the middle of the ponies and Spike.

Spongebob: Ow.

Fluttershy: Oh my Celestia! Are you okay?

Spongebob: Yeah, I'm okay. That was more of painful then I expected.

Applejack: Um, what are you wearing?

Spongebob: Huh? *notices he is wearing just underwear* Oh! This is embarrassing.

Tirek: Alright SpongeBOOB! If you are tougher than us get over!

Spongebob's hands went behind his back and came back to reveal red foam hands. It's his kratite gloves!

Spongebob: I'm ready!

No you're not.

Spongebob: Huh? What do mean?

Hat.

Spongebob: What? Oh! I get it! *runs away and comes back wear his normal wear but with his kratite gloves and a red helmet. He points at the helmet* Safety first!

Spongebob runs to the villains. Spongebob starts kratite chopping the over sized insect, but it was pointless.

Chrysalis: Did you really think that was going to stop me?

Spongebob: Yes actually.

Chrysalis: Pathetic.

Chrysalis blast Spongebob with a magic beam, zapping him out of his kratite gear. Spongebob landed and takes out his spatula again.

Chrysalis: This again?! Ugh!

Chrysalis then summoned a army of unreformed changelings out of nowhere, for some reason.

Mane 6 and Spike: What the hay?!

Pinkie Pie: Hey! Bunny Cat4! Chrysalis doesn't control any changelings no more! Have you watch our show?!

Yes. I just to make this reference.

Pinkie Pie: What reference- *gets teleported to Spongebob for some reason* Uh oh.

Tirek: *to Chrysalis* Where did you the changelings? I thought you don't control them anymore.

Chrysalis: I...have no idea...oh well! I getting tired of this dumb sponge. ATTACK!

The changelings charge at Spongebob and Pinkie. Spongebob pumps his fist in the air while a spotlight appears above him and the pink party pony. The changelings stopped in confusion as the others looked at him in the same matter.

Spongebob: You ready?

Pinkie Pie:*catches on* Ready!

Then Spongebob and Pinkie did the Distraction Dance-what?! The changelings looked at them weird before catching on and started dancing with their own dances. Tirek and Chrysalis looked at them in both in confusion and frustration. The ponies and Spike just looked at them, wubbing to the beat. While the changelings are distracted, Spongebob and Pinkie Pie made their way through them.

Pinkie Pie: That was fun!

Spongebob: Yeah it was!

Pinkie Pie: Watch this. * to the dancing changelings* Party at the Castle of the 2 Sisters!

Then the changelings started to dance into Everfree forest. Tirek and Chrysalis was getting annoyed.

Tirek: YOU DAMN SPONGE! WHY YOU FUCKING DIE?!

Spongebob: I don't know and LANGUAGE!

Results

KO!

Trivia

This battle would be hand drawn.

There were many references in this DBX.

  • Tirek saying "CheeseHead BrownPants" is a reference to What happened to SpongeBob SquarePants.
  • SpongeBob saying he saved the his universe, with help though, is a reference to the Nicktoons Unite games.
  • Spongebob wearing an outfit simmair to Ryu is a reference to Jingle Brawl Spongebob where he was playable like that. Him saying that he didn't wore it since Super Brawl World is the fact it was the last time he wore it, though he wasn't playable in the outfit.
  • Stephen Hillenburg was mentioned in this fight as Spongebob's creator, which he is.
  • Spongebob and Pinkie Pie did the Distraction Dance from Henry Stickmin Collection, specifically the "Distraction" choice from the Triple Threat Ending.
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